Tuesday, June 29, 2010

tension nyaa manusia macam nii!

come on lah dude.
for your information im not gay fucker.
btw u wanna now my status right?
go and ask ur parent for permission first.
GILA!
alahh chill lah let me enjoy myself first.
lgpun belum ada lg perempuan yg cn gt me crush on her.
mybe one day she'll show up.
just wait unti i fully matured ;)

why they can't compare between halal and haram?
haha
last time i saw this pic.
i laughed until i cried.
so funny whre gt chicken mix wth pork HALAL?
hayyoiii.
fuck it.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

MARI MALAYSIA JADINYA SUP BUNJUT.
DPT JE KAT INDON MCM HARAM J JADINYA.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))

arghhh

ini manusia namanya HILMI HAZIQ b. HARIS.
dia telah berpapan selaju selama 8tahun.
bnyk perkara yg diharungi dan dihadapi ketika bermain.
dia dah penah patah tangan,kaki,terseliuh,tissue ligamen koyak dan sebagainya.
amy sangat minat dgn mendalam sehingga dia sanggup berhabis ribu riban utk dptkan barang yg terbaik bagi papan selaju ini.
sampai satu masa dia dah stop main benda ni.
pada tahun 2010 bersamaan 1467 hijrah *yeke?
hahaha
just frgt bout it :P
rindu pula nk berpapan selaju.
tapi apakan daya dah ramai sgt budak poyo nk main semata nk up.
inilah antara sebab saya berhenti bermain.
ade ke patut dikatakan batak hot je nk main bnda.
aisehh dulu sume kagum kalau tgk org main ni skrg sume pandang tak endah.
ini semua angkara manusia yg berlagak HOT iaitu manusia yg suka bersosial tak bertempat
dan tiada rumah utk balik!
FUCK OFF KEPADA BUDAK-BUDAK HOT DILUAR SANA YG BERMAIN SKATEBOARD JUST WANNA ATTRACT AND ATTENTION HOT CHICKS DILUAR SANA!

Friday, June 25, 2010

policeman 1:hey hye cool down bro laju-laju nk kemana broo?

policeman 2:kau ckp dgn aku sapa aja kau bawak basikal ni ha?

budak itu :erghhhhhhhh daaaaa....

policeman 2:hurry yup fucka answer my quest..

budak itu : daadaaaa.

policeman 2: perghhh shit call ur dada right now.RIGHT NOW!

budak itu :why why why?

policeman 2:aku nk blaja bawak pulaaa lah si botak pendek!

hahahaha
sorry dwibahasa :P
ni lagi satu cerita yg agak dumb dumb.
dasar tuan tanah sekolah sekadar darjah 3 1/2 je.
hahaha
hang pikir apa?
nasib baik lembu zaman 2010 ada akai.
hahahahha
dumbasss.
better kau smbung lah sekolah smbung amik UPSR pun jadilahh asalkan hang tau beza manusia dgn lembu dungu hang nii.
hahahhaa

Saturday, June 12, 2010

REMPAH!

malaysian's people call ths as 'REMPIT'.
but i call ths as 'REMPAH'
yeahh.
haha.
okay true melayu kejap.
mu tgk nate beruk ni?
buduh tak dapat moto basikal pun jadi.
hahaha.
the most important yg kne ade.
TANK ini kalau isi. licking bawah derrr.
hahahahah
minah rempah pun cuak nk naik.
tpi ni bole pergi bout 120km/h.
hahaha.
ini terlebih kreatif.
:D

Friday, June 11, 2010

bro lu sgt batak nk bini pasal?
hahahaha.
bodoh cacat.
jodoh ade kat mana2.
tak perlu buat mcm ni.
malu kaum adam BRO.
malu malu.
lu baik rendam muka je.hahahahaha

Thursday, June 10, 2010

eh you bukan you YG lgi satu tu ha YOU

u!
u dah buat i fll in love dgn u lah.
i love ur caracter.
i love ur story.
i love u lah cendol!:D
seriously i dahlama cari manusia mcm you.
haha
gila cool.
tpi i tau u takan suka i so tape.
i'll try to get you.huahuahua
:PP
♥♥♥

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

haha YOU are the MOST fucking bad girl

please lah.
do not judge a book by its cover okay?
if smeone using cheap phne or cheap car,
doesn't mean he's poor.
mybe he gt anther phne,anther car.
u are so arrogant dude.
ouh pleasee god can do whatever god wants.
if u are rich enough please rmmber to god.
he gives u evrything.
don't be such a jerk complainning other people.
*hey,look over there. eeuuww he's wearng cheap shirt.*
so what?
after a few minutes. wow his usng BMW.perghh rugi tak flrt him
btw if u rich enough cme show me ur father BENTLEY.
FUCK u.
u are the most stupid,dummy,fucking shit GIRL.
btw if u richer then NAJIB cme show me who's your father.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

AYOYOYO

gila lah.
aku rase ths mid year exam aku paling teruk :((
sorry to my parent.
pishang lah kawan.
mandi laut lah ini gaya.
haduhh